Caffe Milano - Miami Beach

I had a wanderful meal service was great atmosphere great, you have the best moheto, i would go there with my friends again.

This place is a joke...Hostess grabbed us off the street promising us a half price meal....When we were on our way to another “real” restaurant...Sweet talked the kids and got us to try it... We were told that the meal would be half price... Here was the con.... The meal was half price... The drinks are where they get you.... Cokes were $8 each, Virgin margaritas for a child $15.00.... Cocktails $19.99 each.... Meal came to $99 and drinks were $61.00 of the total (one coke, one Virgin margarita, one long island, and one mango daiquiri. Note: drinks were watered down and tasted like what I would imagine horse urine would have tasted like... what a joke) To top it off the meal sucked. And the family got sick.. Food tasted like it was out of a microwave oven and the bread was stale.... Olive Garden would beat this place any day of the week... Hell, Burger King would have had a better meal... On top of all this the they put a 17% tip on the bill.... (two kids and two adults) Oh yaa.. When we asked for the manager he was nowhere to be found. It looked like the staff had been through this before...... Place should be bulldozed to the ground and put an Olive Garden in its place... or make it a parking lot for one of the real restaurant on the street... Would do more for the Ocean Drive then this chit hole!!!!! I am contacting the Miami BBB about this con and have let everyone I can know about it in the travel industry....AS I walked back to our hotel I informed every concierge on the walk back and most knew not to send guests to this dive... I hope I have been clear in this review... If you are looking for a good night out sampling dog food,.... enjoy getting screwed out of your money,..... and sitting on the toilet all night trying to get over the meal then this place is for you...!!!!!

The food is very overpriced the portions are very small. My husband's ravioli dinner was $22 for 5 pieces of ravioli. My son's plate of plain cooked pasta was $18. The pasta was so undercooked, it seemed like they practically poured it out of the box. Not kid friendly. Scummy washrooms.

Everything is great and I'll be back soon for sure. Those bellinis are the best.

After our seafood appetizers, we left in disgust. The shrimp must have been frozen as well as the calamari. The crab legs were like rubber and the inside meat was mushy. The hostess offered 20% discount to all of the people walking by, including us, but when our bill came, they conveniently forgot to apply the discount. When the revised check came back, they added 18% gratuity....for just 3 of us. Skip this place. There are other places on Ocean Drive that serve non-frozen, quality food.